Jokes and quotes from the world

Beginner: ‘I tried to dance salsa, but the music kept starting on the wrong beat.’

Female Salsa Teacher: ‘Ladies, remember the five seconds rule; when the music stops, you have five seconds to thank your partner and run back to your seat. If you're too slow, the music will start again and you'll be stuck with him for another dance.’

So you can't dance? Not at all? Not even one step? How can you say that you've taken any trouble to live when you won't even dance?
Hermann Hesse

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
Friedrich Nietzsche